MY OGA SACK ME DIS MORNING - I NO KNOW WETIN I DO AM!!!

MY OGA SACK ME DIS MORNING - I NO KNOW WETIN I DO AM!!!

Ok, it started like this. Last week my Oga sent me to go and buy MTN N500.

So Mama Tochukwu get only N400 and N100 Mtn; she no get N500 card.

I come back house tell my Oga say I no see N500 card but them get only N400 and N100. My Oga begin shout at me, "Mr. Twocantok, are you mad?! Why can't you use your head for once? I beg go and buy the N400 and N100 card joor!!!"
I was embarrassed...!!

So this morning my Oga sent me agaim to buy slippers for him... Say his size is Size 9.

Now, Mama Lewis no get Size 9; but she get Size 4,  Size 5, Size 7 and Size 2.

So I no wan make my Oga embarrass me again... I come use my head for once and
bought Size 2 and Size 7 for my Oga.

Now my Oga has fired me and him no gree tell me what I did wrong. No reason at all.

I beg make you help me ask why he fire me!!! Abi Size 7 and Size 2 no be Size 9???